Things to do During a Blackout

10. Catch up on the sleep you didn't get over the weekend.9. Grab a flashlight and make shadow puppets.

8. Make bets as to how long you can last without AIM.

7. Go shopping for emergency supplies (like a shirt from Forever 21).

6. Go see a "Black Cowt" at the Cow Parade in West Hartford.

5. See if Hartford drivers are any better without stoplights.

4. Burn a candle - oh wait, they were all confiscated.

3. Sing "Don't Turn Off the Lights" out the window.

2. Go in search of human comfort.

1. Get blackout.