Abstract:
Trinity, I sit here weeping. Weeping because instead of dining at Mather Hall, I eat Dutch pancakes and stroopwafels by the kilo (remember, it's the metric system here, darlings). Weeping, because instead of running from McCook to the English building with five minutes between classes, I leisurely ride my bike to my three classes a week, and then relax during my four-day weekends, or travel to exotic destinations like Maastricht or Budapest....
