Abstract:
Dear Tripod staff and staffets, I submitted an article to you several months ago which you never published but promised you would. You may not have understood it or wanted to run it because it was both funny and well written. I realize you were forced to withdraw the incredibly funny "humor(less)" section; the unthinkable amount of riotous laughter which bellowed through the Grand Reading Room on Tuesday nights caused a disturbance that was so far beyond anyone's imagination (as well as the realm of actuality) that you had no other choice but to pull the section just so people could get their work done and go on to graduate and find lucrative careers....
Michael B. Pollack, Esq., '02
posted 3/16/10 @ 9:17 PM EST